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双语笑话|Absent|minded 心神不定

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A man was getting very absent|minded. One evening he went to visit a friend and chatted with him for about two hours.When he was going to leave, his friend asked, "How is your family?" The absent|minded man suddenly exclaimed. "Good heavens! I forget my wife is having a fit(大发脾气)."有个人总是心神不定,记性愈加差了。有一天晚上他去看望一个朋友,和朋友闲聊了大约两个小时。当他筹备离去时,朋友问他:你家的人都怎么样?这个心神不定的人突然惊叫道:天啦,我忘了我老婆正在大发脾气呢。


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